Thanks, capitalism!

Thanks, capitalism. You started off all right and all, but I’m afraid you have to leave!

You’ve eaten, binned or hidden all the food, you’ve drunk all the drink or poured it down the sink, you’ve blocked all the toilets and used up all the paper. You’ve left the taps running, and the fires are raging! You’ve insulted, harassed, thrown stones and pretty much did what you liked with all the guests, without their consent. You’ve taken all the gifts that we all brought to share and buried them in the back garden.

Oh, yes, and that was a supporting pillar you decided to bulldoze with your drunken mate, the landlord. Well done!

It’s now time that you both were forcibly removed by all of us here, as you will not leave voluntarily.

Yours sincerely,

The People